Do you really think that on a very new Camaro that it should potentially need to add oil every 1000 miles? I haven't had a personal vehicle that used measurable oil between changes since the 2000 Impala I had in college. The Impala had almost 100,000 miles, but a new Camaro...?? Some of the Silverado 5.3's we have at work will use oil between changes but they are running 2500# trailers much of the time. Apparently (according to the dealer) when you work the 5.3 hard it can consume oil (1 QT/2000 miles).
I think the, or a, point here is that there's little rationale behind an argument to NOT check your oil.
1.) It takes a minute. Maybe four or five if you drop the hood on your fingers.
2.)Other motorists will think you have some clue about all
that stuff under the hood, even though some folks will need the owner's manual to locate the dipstick, not to mention what to do once they've discovered it.
3.) It will give the Facebook/Twitter etc.-obsessed something else to brag about, yak perpetually, or post on Yew Toob: "Oh look, I'm a mechanic!"
4.) It could prevent a cata$trophic event. Not all of us are brain surgeons who can frequently afford a new engine because we ran the old one out of oil.
5.) It helps to occasionally put your mitts on something besides a computer keyboard or a smart phone--doing so can help balance your yin and yang, thus keeping the Universe in better order.
I do personally believe any vehicle should have its oil level checked every 1000 miles...
If you want to suggest every 2000 miles..? I could go along with that..
The idea is people are NOT checking the oil level in their cars on a regular basis and with synethic (SP) oil its a problem because many consumers....just don't take the time with self service gas stations or even full service gas stations...to check the oil and with the longer oil change intervals that can approach 10k miles...IT CAN CAUSE CATASTRPHIC (sp) ENGINE FAILURE!
Hence the change in the city driving oil life monitoring shift in GM's PCM.. ..
Get the people in for an oil change before the car runs too low a level of oil because the numbnuts are too stupid to realize its common sense to check the oil..
Ask a few of your friends(not into cars) how often they check their cars engine oil level? LOL Its almost funny the looks on their faces..
The maintenance-free world, combined with people being soooo busy playing with their keyboards that they don't have time to make eye contact or speak to other **** sapiens, has surely contributed to the lack of care and feeding of your pet car.
Self-service gas stations, where the friendly

alert attendant fills your tank, cleans your windshield, checks your oil and occasionally notices something like, for instance, your radiator overflow is down to the scum at the bottom, possibly giving you a free glass or bar of soap as part of the deal...their virtual extinction has not helped. I believe Oregon still legally requires the pump jockey to do at least the fueling part of that routine.
This is not an intelligence issue. Your brain surgeon story shows that. Maybe some smart (no pun intended) maker will start a public service campaign for minimal maintenance checks:
Take two minutes, maybe save two thousand bucks.
Nah!