Pedestrians steer clear
For the Harley-Davidson Sierra 1500 is here!
It has fox shocks, ram air
And of specialty alloy wheels it has two pair

Or'nge outlines the grille's field
The holes are themselves a Harley-Davidson shield
More to the point it grumbles
Like a Harley should, thanks to a loud pipe rumble

Hark! Will Doug Demuro
Look askance, at this truck or will he demure, O!
What massive truck is this?
And will it show up under my tree this Christmas?