[Neanderthal]

So where's the rest of the article? This piece is about as vapid as you could ask for.

If they focus-grouped 800 people, there should be more than a few paragraphs here and a very vague "summary.":

probably successful and wealthy entrepreneurs while those who drive a Cadillac are likely white-collar workers

S-L-O-P-P-Y. Where is the rest? Oh, I already said that.

 

[Neanderthal]

Ever notice while watching the news on TV that in any god forsaken country where they're showing some mob of terrorists in the streets, those terrorists are always driving MB's. They must be really cheap in that part of the world, or my chosen occupation isn't paying enough here.

MB offers super low leases to terrorist groups. I am SOOOO jealous!!

 

[Neanderthal]

Maybe the MB crowd and MB Watchers here can inform me.

I had a colleague in the 1990s who talked a lot. Because our boss was also an idiot, they hired her w/o a background which would've revealed that she had sued three or four previous employers. DUH.

Mostly she talked about her freakin MERCEDES. Did I mention I have a MERCEDES? Oh, I love my MERCEDES so much!! Last night I went downtown in my MERCEDES!...

That and her wonderful side business and I forget what else was just so peachy and better than anything anyone else on staff had. Well, you get the pitcher.

So, are all MB drivers like that? I don't hang out with unbelievably wealthy people, so hlep me out here!!

Oh, did I mention it was a 190? I rode in it a couple of times. Pretty unimpressive. :fall:

 

[Neanderthal]

Picking up cans and eating at a soup kitchen, no wonder you were able to pay cash.............

Sorry if you took my "use to own a Malibu" as derogatory - I was merely stating facts, if I had bought a mid-size when you bought your Malibu (2008 - 2012), I probably would have too (over the Fusion of that era). Your Malibu was actually the "smart money" purchase ................

Anyway getting back to the story, I bet Malibu (or Fusion) owners are much richer than most Cadillac owners, but I doubt we'll ever read that story..........

That Lincoln craves some FUELLY miles racked up! :drive: :drive:

 

[Neanderthal]

Yeah-yeah, I know............. We just parked the Volt for the winter 2 weeks ago, "down to 3 cars" The MKX is my wife's "Winter Beater" but we've had a spell of nicer weather, so its still on it first tank of go-go juice since bringing it home. I asked my wife the other day how much gas it had in it and she didn't even know where the gas gauge was!? Since she drove the Volt much of the summer, checking the gas level is a new concept for her.........

Rutt roe!!

She can do like my aunt did. "I think I get better mileage when the needle's on E mpty!"

I think it's got a little warning thingie, though. All is well!!