Saturday, December 8, 2007

Review
Chevrolet Malibu excels at being average
Dan Neil / Los Angeles Times
Verdi composed no soaring arias about ordinary competence. Petrarch never penned a paean to a lady's just-OK looks. Hemingway's marlin was larger than average, at least.
The truth is, we're very good at honoring the exemplary, but we don't have a critical vocabulary to praise the norm, the median, the unexceptional, as if being average were easy.
It's not, believe me. Being utterly worthless and awful is easy. Being a miserable, picket-crossing diddler, a witless, glandless monkey, that's easy. Being Carson Daly is downright effortless.
So when I say the 2008 Chevrolet Malibu is a respectable, well-tempered, solidly average car, it's important to remember how high-functioning average is in this class, which includes Toyota Camry, Honda Accord and Nissan Altima. You could fill a football stadium with all the doctorates behind these cars -- men and women who have sweated blood and suffered micro-strokes to make their quotidian nil-mobiles as sturdy, capable, reliable and good-looking as they are, only to find themselves swamped in a tide of general excellence. When each of your competitors makes a killer car for the money, there is no shame in being average.
Average is a glittering triumph.
Indeed, in this segment -- mid-priced, mid-sized four-door, five-passenger front-drive sedan -- average is practically an aesthetic unto itself. The new 'Bu, built on GM's Opel-engineered Epsilon platform (112.3-inch wheelbase) and essentially a mechanical clone of the Saturn Aura, is a fine-drawn and harmonious design, pretty but chastened with Teutonic seriousness, with a C-pillar traced from Audi's design studies. Some of the exacting exterior details -- such as the "trapped" hood fitting inside an opening instead of closing clamshell style over the grille -- give the car a clean and composed look. This, of course, is a major improvement over the previous-generation Malibu, which looked like it was styled on an Etch-a-Sketch by blindfolded barbers.
The point is, whatever quality penmanship the new Malibu represents has been artfully squeezed through a series of rigorously observed segment parameters. The car is roughly as long, wide, high, heavy and powerful as just about everything else in its class. Metrically the car is just about average. Likewise, its source of power -- in LS and LT trim, a 2.4-liter DOHC four-cylinder with 169 hp -- posts output almost precisely the numerical median of its four-cylinder competition. Top-shelf LTZ cars will get the horsy 3.6-liter, 252-hp V6 buttoned to a six-speed automatic transmission (the same powertrain as in the Saturn Aura XR).
More at LINK: http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071208/AUTO03/712080301/1149/AUTO01
Review Available through the weekend edition of The Detroit News.
Review
Chevrolet Malibu excels at being average
Dan Neil / Los Angeles Times
Verdi composed no soaring arias about ordinary competence. Petrarch never penned a paean to a lady's just-OK looks. Hemingway's marlin was larger than average, at least.
The truth is, we're very good at honoring the exemplary, but we don't have a critical vocabulary to praise the norm, the median, the unexceptional, as if being average were easy.
It's not, believe me. Being utterly worthless and awful is easy. Being a miserable, picket-crossing diddler, a witless, glandless monkey, that's easy. Being Carson Daly is downright effortless.
So when I say the 2008 Chevrolet Malibu is a respectable, well-tempered, solidly average car, it's important to remember how high-functioning average is in this class, which includes Toyota Camry, Honda Accord and Nissan Altima. You could fill a football stadium with all the doctorates behind these cars -- men and women who have sweated blood and suffered micro-strokes to make their quotidian nil-mobiles as sturdy, capable, reliable and good-looking as they are, only to find themselves swamped in a tide of general excellence. When each of your competitors makes a killer car for the money, there is no shame in being average.
Average is a glittering triumph.
Indeed, in this segment -- mid-priced, mid-sized four-door, five-passenger front-drive sedan -- average is practically an aesthetic unto itself. The new 'Bu, built on GM's Opel-engineered Epsilon platform (112.3-inch wheelbase) and essentially a mechanical clone of the Saturn Aura, is a fine-drawn and harmonious design, pretty but chastened with Teutonic seriousness, with a C-pillar traced from Audi's design studies. Some of the exacting exterior details -- such as the "trapped" hood fitting inside an opening instead of closing clamshell style over the grille -- give the car a clean and composed look. This, of course, is a major improvement over the previous-generation Malibu, which looked like it was styled on an Etch-a-Sketch by blindfolded barbers.
The point is, whatever quality penmanship the new Malibu represents has been artfully squeezed through a series of rigorously observed segment parameters. The car is roughly as long, wide, high, heavy and powerful as just about everything else in its class. Metrically the car is just about average. Likewise, its source of power -- in LS and LT trim, a 2.4-liter DOHC four-cylinder with 169 hp -- posts output almost precisely the numerical median of its four-cylinder competition. Top-shelf LTZ cars will get the horsy 3.6-liter, 252-hp V6 buttoned to a six-speed automatic transmission (the same powertrain as in the Saturn Aura XR).
More at LINK: http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071208/AUTO03/712080301/1149/AUTO01
Review Available through the weekend edition of The Detroit News.
- 2008 Chevrolet Malibu LT
Base price: $20,955
Price, as tested: $21,905
Powertrain: 2.4-liter DOHC four-cylinder with variable-valve timing, four-speed automatic transmission, front-wheel drive
Horsepower: 169 at 6,400 rpm
Torque: 160 pound-feet at 4,500 rpm
Curb weight: About 3,200 pounds
0-60 mph: About 8 seconds
Wheelbase: 112.3 inches
Overall length: 191.8 inches
EPA fuel economy: 22 miles per gallon city, 30 mpg highway; 24-32, city-highway (hybrid)
Final thoughts: What do you call a person who made Cs in medical school? Doctor.
PS: Sorry if repost, checked Chevrolet News and Front Page News Suggestion sections and did not find this review.
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