I'd say some general rules of behavior can be deduced from these crash reports.
1. Don't steal a car at 2 am while intoxicated and then run the cops.
2. Don't go 70 mph on city streets after dark.
3. Be careful if you need to exceed the speed limit by more than 40 mph between dusk and dawn.
4. Do not, under any circumstances, wrap your car around a pole at 80 mph.
Cars are like people in one respect, anyway. Despite external differences, they all look similar when torn to pieces.