Sadly that $60K behometh is too large to actually operate in true offroad conditions. I don't have open desert where I live and I have to imagine NJ doesn't either. It also gets about 12 mpg in the real world making it pretty crappy in the urban jungle as well. Hell it has to have factory installed running lights because it's overwidth.
Stop compensating Bro. A large truck doesn't make your dork any larger.