Correction: CTS DRIVER loses control, nails brakes, attacks tank barriers.
Driver: "Hello, Nationwide? Is my agent Payton Manning there?
NW: "One minute sir."
Driver: "Yo Payton. Look, I'm having two dozen Pappa John's pizzas delivered to your office. Happy New Year!"
PM: "So you wrecked your Caddy?"
Driver: "In a manner of speaking. A red Trans-Am ran me off the road!. The front end has some minor bumper damage, and the tank barriers at the dragstrip I mean out in a farmer's field have a couple of scratches."
PM:
Driver: "Hello, Nationwide? Is my agent Payton Manning there?
NW: "One minute sir."
Driver: "Yo Payton. Look, I'm having two dozen Pappa John's pizzas delivered to your office. Happy New Year!"
PM: "So you wrecked your Caddy?"
Driver: "In a manner of speaking. A red Trans-Am ran me off the road!. The front end has some minor bumper damage, and the tank barriers at the dragstrip I mean out in a farmer's field have a couple of scratches."
PM: