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Just for fun...some are dumb.
10. You get harassed by family members because you follow GM's advice and change the oil only "when the light says too".
9. You still have your POS Delco CD player that shoots more errors at you than Windows 98 because you can't find a aftermarket CD player the fits and looks right in the huge ******* hole.
8. You get the 15.99 oil change at Wal-Mart instead of the 18.99 one because GM has much lower tech engines then imports....therefor it does not need the "good oil".
7. Your mind is trained to automaticly subtract at least $4,000 from the MSRP on any new GM vehicle. While the sticker says $32,000....your brain sees $28,000.
6. You buy things on your GM card that you normally would pay for outright so you can earn more towards a new car.
5. It no longer seems weird to run around with your headlights on all day long.
4. Your family had grown three generations since the 3800 was introduced.
3. You have given up wondering who the hell put the damn cruise control on the windhield wiper stalk.
2. You don't question why a $34,000 Trailblazer would have such a useless feature as a voice recorder standard....but have a proprod instead of shocks to hold the hood up.
1. You trade your Impala in for a Buick Regal because it's "Time to move up in the world"?
10. You get harassed by family members because you follow GM's advice and change the oil only "when the light says too".
9. You still have your POS Delco CD player that shoots more errors at you than Windows 98 because you can't find a aftermarket CD player the fits and looks right in the huge ******* hole.
8. You get the 15.99 oil change at Wal-Mart instead of the 18.99 one because GM has much lower tech engines then imports....therefor it does not need the "good oil".
7. Your mind is trained to automaticly subtract at least $4,000 from the MSRP on any new GM vehicle. While the sticker says $32,000....your brain sees $28,000.
6. You buy things on your GM card that you normally would pay for outright so you can earn more towards a new car.
5. It no longer seems weird to run around with your headlights on all day long.
4. Your family had grown three generations since the 3800 was introduced.
3. You have given up wondering who the hell put the damn cruise control on the windhield wiper stalk.
2. You don't question why a $34,000 Trailblazer would have such a useless feature as a voice recorder standard....but have a proprod instead of shocks to hold the hood up.
1. You trade your Impala in for a Buick Regal because it's "Time to move up in the world"?
