So I've gotten to thinking about Subarus. I like them. They're cars, but more rugged looking (and they have wagon versions to boot). Considering the condition of the many farm roads (some dirt) that I go driving down when I feel like driving for the sake of driving, a Subaru would probably be a good choice in vehicle for me. But I'm not particularly inclined to trade in the Taurus (which I also like) at this point in time. Besides, the stock Taurus already has the ground clearance of a Subaru.
So I figured I'd Subaru-ize the Taurus. Then I realized that I didn't have the budget for a Yakima rack so I settled for this:
If you've looked at the rear windows of an older Forester or Outback you've probably seen a similar sticker, but with "All Wheel Drive" instead. Using my 1337 graphic design skills, I paid homage to (and by that I mean ripped off) the sticker, but changed the "All" to "Front" (and the A to F).
Actually, I was planning on getting a roof rack anyway (you can see my bike saddle poking up in back, it's on a trunk rack, I also carry cross country skis in winter) and a bug deflector or mini bra (those little farm roads have taken a toll on the hood). Being a green car with a brown interior and the ground clearance of an suv, it was gonna look like a Subaru anyway.
Maybe I'll get a rally pig sticker. Or perhaps I'll adorn the side of the car with a giant Subaru logo.