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    Fair Warning

    I've been away from GMI for a considerable length of time and there have been numerous changes during that period. Long time members leaving, new ones coming aboard, a modification of moderators, and a major glitch causing changes to familiar usernames.

    Coincidentally, my 'friend' tIMY has been absent from the forum during approximately the same period. Some loved him, some hated him, but most everybody held a strong opinion of tIMY. That's what GMI is all about, right?

    Anyway, I feel compelled to warn fellow GMI members, especially those unfamiliar with tIMY, that he has completed yet another extended vacation at government expense and is ready to resume offering the best of the best unique bargains once again.

    If he does happen to show up, I would caution against buying (or buying into) any of his 'offerings' as they don't always measure up to his claims. If ever. Please keep your personal information personal around tIMY too. Other than following those guidelines he should be harmless. Emphasis on SHOULD.

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    I remember tIMY. He looked quite distinguished in stripes, IIRC.

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    Re: Fair Warning

    Whoops didn;t read it all.
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    Re: Fair Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by eaton53 View Post
    An awesome timmy, no doubt. But also a different one. timy/tIMY (he capitalized his name later) is a philanthropist above all else. He only seeks to enrich lives and wallets of anyone and everyone he happens to run across. At least that's his modus operandi.

    I THINK this was his first appearance on GMI back in 09. After he hacked my account, that is.

    "Greetings to you very much!

    As you probably will be knowing very well, or not at all, your good friend, or your good relative, timy (who is me) is of close personal friendship with the Rick Wagoneer and also the Bobby Lutz of the General Motors Company. (GMC) As to such, he is most privileged to secrets in formation kept secret to others of not such close personal friendship as he is of. GMC lawyers and attorneys have thusly been ordered by Rick and Bobby to offer timy the ownership of GMC for the price of ten thousand dollars American money. He then will soon sell it backward to them for one Billion dollars, also American money.

    Of what purpose is this of? Simply. When timy (who is me) owns legally GMC, he will fire the Unions and their Pensioners, hang the Holders of Sharing twisting in the winds, welch his loans from US Government, declare bankruptcy in a Heartbeat of America, and then sell the now tMC back to Rick and Bobby, who will thus be avoiding all headaches and legalities, be free of indebtedness burdens, and come out smelling roses.

    Since timy (who is me) is already very much effluent, he needs not this extra cash and would rather his close friend(s), you, have the money. So timy (who is me) has instructed myself to sell off for 250 dollars each, the rights to ten million dollar pieces of the one Billion dollars. You may ask, “If he is so already effluent, why does he need these small monies to complete transactions?” Simply. He knows insert your name here is much too smart to believe in “something for nothing”. Since this is being “something for something” it is thus very real, truthful, and not illegitimate.

    This offering is opened to all peoples, even those ones who timy has been pretending to hate. That timy!(who is me) is such a kidder of fellows, but although truthfully possesses a very large heart, most assuredly it is so filled with love and compassionate that there is no room for the hate emotion. Factually, timy loves you deeply (in a good way that not will be causing unpleasantness feelings by yourself) but is just having too much shyness to publicly say that much emotionally out loud. The ten millions will be saying it clearly and loudly enough, will it not be?

    You are very much busy in this busy world, right? So please to send your current legal name, address of where you live at, Social Security #, driver's license #, bank account # and routing in formations (for purposes of verification purposes only) mother's name when she was a maid, your hair and eye color, and shoe size (sizes, if different) to timy (who is me) and upon deduction of 250 dollars only and not a penny more, automatically will be sent your ten million dollars with no efforts required! Please to ignore former old inaccurate address of e-mail, “timmyshavingfun.com” and to be responding to new and improved address of “[email protected]” that handles matters financially speaking now.

    But wait! To act quickly and be among the 100 first responders and you will be receiving a new GMC Camero SS! This is the V6 formidable performance model, not the basement FWD 4 cylinder ecology versions. This fine vehicles is being assembled by your fellow countrymen in great state of Canada, so please to show your patriotism by accepting it heartily. Also to include your favorite color choice along with above in formations, for shipping purposes to your house where you live at. This part of offering is not void in contiguous 57 states excepting Hawaii and the Columbian District of Washington state, where not enough room is there for such great performance capabilities.

    But wait yet again! The 1000 first responders will “accidentally” (wink, wink) not be having their windfalls profits reported to the IRS agency by mistake. Effectively doubling their income monies! So act now because “Time is an essence you must smell quickly before it is long gone forever!” General Motors is not a patient man, so you don't be either and risk not being a ten millionaire.

    You will lose of course your old friends who foolishly and stubbornly disdained this offering and remained working 9 to 5 as the Dalai Parton so mournfully sang and lamented about in her sad song that says so much, but as we US Americans so often and fondly be saying “No worries, matey!” As you will be finding your new family of friendship vigorously swelling and growing as if on the Viagra pills! Yes, the beautiful women (or the beautiful men, if you are of happy persuasions) will be flocking to your feet and fawning at your feet just to be near one so handsome, intelligent and rich as yourself soon will to be.

    Just to picture in the eyes of your mind what will be happening in the nearby future. You, my friend(s), wearing your new Reeboks shoes, new Levis pants, and a new Polo dress shirt, driving your shiny new Camero Superb Sport V6 with the exhausts bubbling menacingly like a very angry brook, smoking of expensive Cuban cigars that are imported, and flaunting out the windows of your new car your new friends of very beautiful women(s)/men(s) at your former friends who are to be dismayed and continuing to work the bazaars and shoveling the livestock dung for cooking fires. You will indeed truly be head goat herder in a land populated by the donkeys being your ex-friends who unwisely chose their poor futures. Yes, you will be then thanking your lucky Hollywood Stars for being so close friend, or close relativity, to timy.

    So be acting now without forethought or hesitant, or forevermore be suffering badly from the quotation “He who hesitates is lost his ten millions”.

    Thank you just as much as you will soon be thanking me even so much more so for becoming a ten millionaire.

    Sinclerely ,
    timy (who is me)


    Post scripting; After rushing hurriedly in your in formations to then have assurance of receivership of new GMC Camero Superb Sport V6 formidable performance new car, then to be forwarding this great offering to those friends of yours you wish not to remain donkeys. As this offering is one ten millions per individual persons in the order to avoid greediness that is prevalent so much in society these todays."
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    Re: Fair Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Neanderthal View Post
    I remember tIMY. He looked quite distinguished in stripes, IIRC.

    https://threestooges.net/filmography/episode/53
    He thinks so too. https://www.suitusa.com/images/image32607.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by IROCNROL1 View Post
    Very snazzy! It is the '20s again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neanderthal View Post
    Very snazzy! It is the '20s again?
    tIMY believes style never goes out of style. I believe he found it in a bargain bin at Goodwill. BTW, the picture and general attitude also resembles him quite a lot. Excepting he's somewhat older. Too much vacationing will add years to your looks. Or take years out of your life. One of the two.

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