Big Al's Day At The Dealer

[marinerbc]

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

The niceness apparently got you nowhere since the War of 1812 ended in pretty much a stalemate with neither side gaining much ground...

Well ya see, you came after us. We peace lovin', tree huggin, frozen tundra lovers beat you back to your own borders, and you've stayed there (thank you for that by the way). We wasn't lookin' fer ground, we gots lots, being the second biggest Nation on earth and all. It was y'all came lookin' for a split lip, not us.

Oh and uh...that burning the White House down thing....well burning our Parliament Buildiings in Kingston made us kind of pissy. Not much riles us, but hey...sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

[tom3]

Originally Posted by marinerbc

Well ya see, you came after us. We peace lovin', tree huggin, frozen tundra lovers beat you back to your own borders, and you've stayed there (thank you for that by the way). We wasn't lookin' fer ground, we gots lots, being the second biggest Nation on earth and all. It was y'all came lookin' for a split lip, not us.

Oh and uh...that burning the White House down thing....well burning our Parliament Buildiings in Kingston made us kind of pissy. Not much riles us, but hey...sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

But now that we found out you'all have oil................

[BryceStrong]

Originally Posted by tom3

But now that we found out you'all have oil................

And WMD's...

[Family Man]

Originally Posted by BryceStrong

And WMD's...

...easy buddy... or we'll cut off your oil supply.

(sinister laugh)

[marinerbc]

Originally Posted by tom3

But now that we found out you'all have oil................

We had that all along though. You never asked us to dance before now; you just teased us and left us to dance with the Middle East.

Seriously, The US imports more oil from us than any other nation, actually.

Originally Posted by BryceStrong

And WMD's...

That's just my cousin Mike passing gas. It may SEEM that it will kill you (especially in an elevator or something), but it just makes you wish you were dead.

Weapons of Mike's Derriere, (WMDs) he calls them.

[FenwickHockey65]

Blah blah blah, now you've got that oil shale gunk and you're our largest supplier of oil.
And hockey. Don't forget hockey.

[Navymac]

Fleet salesman + retail customers = Total difference in expectations...