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Old 02-03-2009, 08:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We20went behind the village tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
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Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?'

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good , but good idea!'


A police officer sitt ing in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud
noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on
the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is
still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask
them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You mus t've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Okay, that was horridly hilarious. LAWL
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hilarious!

And welcome to GMI, Proton Savvy! I LOVE Malaysia and the Malaysian people. I fell in love with your country when I visited there in 1998! I read paultan's website daily. It's one of the best on the web and I love Theophilus Chin's photoshop work!

Do you own a Savvy? I think it's the sharpest-looking little B-segment hatch out there! Get the quality and reliability of Protons up a notch, and I think the stylish little cars would find a welcome market in America.
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Funny, but old.
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I saw the punch line coming 2 paragraphs before it happened, but it was a pretty good joke.
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Hilarious!

And welcome to GMI, Proton Savvy! I LOVE Malaysia and the Malaysian people. I fell in love with your country when I visited there in 1998! I read paultan's website daily. It's one of the best on the web and I love Theophilus Chin's photoshop work!

Do you own a Savvy? I think it's the sharpest-looking little B-segment hatch out there! Get the quality and reliability of Protons up a notch, and I think the stylish little cars would find a welcome market in America.
Wow thanks! That's great and all, but I've got a little bit of news...I'm not Malaysian. Nowhere near it. I'm a born-and-raised American. Never even left the states (yet). I just liked the Proton Savvy enough to make it my username. And having said that, I'm probably going to get shot by half the people on this forum. LOL
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Wow thanks! That's great and all, but I've got a little bit of news...I'm not Malaysian. Nowhere near it. I'm a born-and-raised American. Never even left the states (yet). I just liked the Proton Savvy enough to make it my username. And having said that, I'm probably going to get shot by half the people on this forum. LOL
Heh heh! No biggie! I didn't know there was anybody else in America who was a Proton fan.

I think Protons are stylish little cars, with a "tough-but-cute" look to them.

Plus, I'm the consummate champion of the underdog. I grew up in a third-world country (South Africa), so I have a lot of respect for companies out of emerging nations, who can now play on the porch with the big dogs!
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Heh heh! No biggie! I didn't know there was anybody else in America who was a Proton fan.

I think Protons are stylish little cars, with a "tough-but-cute" look to them.

Plus, I'm the consummate champion of the underdog. I grew up in a third-world country (South Africa), so I have a lot of respect for companies out of emerging nations, who can now play on the porch with the big dogs!
I know, right? I really had to tip my hat at Proton for making an effort to rise out of the mundane in a span of about 25 years. I've always thought that their cars were kind of sporty for their class/competition, which is good because looks do play big in the sale of a car. Especially the Savvy; that's a pretty radical design for a subcompact, whereas most other subcompacts look "too cute" or out of proportion.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha this is not that much funny to laugh at it,,,,
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