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4.4 Liter Supercharged Northstar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Drives: C6 Blk M6 Z51 w/NPP
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This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We20went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' ; Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good , but good idea!' A police officer sitt ing in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You mus t've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Orleans
Drives: 2005 BMW 325i.
Posts: 7,438
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Re: This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
Hilarious!
And welcome to GMI, Proton Savvy! I LOVE Malaysia and the Malaysian people. I fell in love with your country when I visited there in 1998! I read paultan's website daily. It's one of the best on the web and I love Theophilus Chin's photoshop work! Do you own a Savvy? I think it's the sharpest-looking little B-segment hatch out there! Get the quality and reliability of Protons up a notch, and I think the stylish little cars would find a welcome market in America. |
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada
Drives: 2004 Chevy Silverado Z71;
1987 Plymouth Reliant
Posts: 7,819
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Re: This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
I saw the punch line coming 2 paragraphs before it happened, but it was a pretty good joke.
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2.5L Iron Duke
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 22
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Re: This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Orleans
Drives: 2005 BMW 325i.
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I think Protons are stylish little cars, with a "tough-but-cute" look to them. Plus, I'm the consummate champion of the underdog. I grew up in a third-world country (South Africa), so I have a lot of respect for companies out of emerging nations, who can now play on the porch with the big dogs! |
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2.5L Iron Duke
Join Date: Jan 2009
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