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Old 06-19-2007, 08:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the quarter

the quarter








A father walks into a bookstore with his three year old son. The boy has
a quarter in one hand. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in
the face.




The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
shouting for help.

An attractive woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee
bar, reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of
the commotion, she looks up; puts down the cup; neatly folds
the paper
and places it on the counter; and gets up and makes her way,
unhurriedly, across the store.




Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of his
testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and, then,
ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand
Releasing the child's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and, without a word, returns to her coffee and paper.



As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to
the woman and starts thanking her, saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"




"No," the woman replied, "Divorce attorney."
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: the quarter

i dont get it.
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: the quarter

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i dont get it.
She's a divorce lawyer. For a living she twists balls--figuratively speaking-- trying to get money for her clients who are, apparently, money hungary women.
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