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5.3 Liter Vortec V8
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hunterdon Co., NJ
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The Husband Store
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day
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5.3 Liter LS4 V8
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: The Husband Store
The wife store also has 6 floors, but only one that's ever been used.
On the first floor, there's a sign that says, "These women like sex." Nobody's ever gone up to another floor.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Upstate NY
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Re: The Husband Store
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2.2 Liter ECOTEC
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: MI
Drives: Me: 2007 Pontiac G6
Wife: 2006 Chevy Uplander
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Re: The Husband Store
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i.e. these women don't exist. |
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
Join Date: Feb 2006
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Philadelphia Area
Drives: 08 CTS DI RWD Nav, 08 Sienna Limited AWD Nav
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Re: The Husband Store
Pretty good one!
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2.2 Liter ECOTEC
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: MI
Drives: Me: 2007 Pontiac G6
Wife: 2006 Chevy Uplander
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