The Husband Store

[Koasterking]

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and
have a nice day

[Firebird00]

Thats the truth. Some women can not be pleased no matter what a guy does.

[marinerbc]

The wife store also has 6 floors, but only one that's ever been used.

On the first floor, there's a sign that says, "These women like sex."

Nobody's ever gone up to another floor.

[ctaylorzl1]

how funny & true!

[Dave B]

Originally Posted by marinerbc

The wife store also has 6 floors, but only one that's ever been used.

On the first floor, there's a sign that says, "These women like sex."

Nobody's ever gone up to another floor.

Soooooo................where is this place??????? ha ha

[Genghis]

Originally Posted by marinerbc

The wife store also has 6 floors, but only one that's ever been used.

On the first floor, there's a sign that says, "These women like sex."

Nobody's ever gone up to another floor.

I imagine that this floor is very much like floor#6 in the husband store.
i.e. these women don't exist.

[HoosierRon]

Originally Posted by marinerbc

The wife store also has 6 floors, but only one that's ever been used.

On the first floor, there's a sign that says, "These women like sex."

Right. And here it is:

[69Firebird400]

Pretty good one!

Originally Posted by Genghis

I imagine that this floor is very much like floor#6 in the husband store.
i.e. these women don't exist.

You might just be looking in the wrong places for such women. I've found several that do.

[greenbug]

that's 100% true...

but men are quite the same

[Genghis]

Originally Posted by 69Firebird400

Pretty good one!

You might just be looking in the wrong places for such women. I've found several that do.

Nice!