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04-19-2008, 11:47 PM
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
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Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fre/546194826.html
1994 Geo metro - Windshield cracked. Door hinges missing on drivers side - door falls off when handle pulled and must be "placed" back on to close. Passenger side door will not open at all, probably for humanitarian reasons. Muffler fell off, now in back seat but you wont notice the noise because the shame will be deafening. Car would overheat if engine would stay running long enough but mercifully, it will not. Steering wheel loose and missing mounting nut. Front right brake rotor damaged when wheel fell off while driving. Many dents(several from my foot), scrapes, rust and holes here and there. Radio has "William Shatner Christmas carols" cassette tape stuck in deck, enjoy. Radio catches on fire at random. Minor smoke damage from radio and other misc. electrical fires though not on headliner as it caught fire as well and was thrown from vehicle. Front bumper fell off (I left it). Brakes squeak,wheels squeak, wipers squeak, everything squeaks and/or is broken. Headlights blink on and off, turn signals do not. Drivers seat mounting rails broken off in back, brick under seat. "New car smell" has given way to "old rat decomp". Stains on upholstery are primarily not urine related. Engine has original horsepower (both) and few of the critical parts have fallen totally off. Rust holes in floorboards covered with tattered garbage bags and duck tape scoop up exhaust fumes from missing muffler. Car will not make it, must tow (preferably on a trailer with a solid deck and sides to avoid leaving a trail of parts behind as they fall off during your trip). thanks-Jumpinjoe
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04-19-2008, 11:54 PM
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6.0 Liter LS2 V8
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
♫♫ now my legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.... ♫♫
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04-20-2008, 01:10 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: A2, MI
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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04-20-2008, 03:12 AM
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Spring, TX, MX (Houston)
Drives: 1986 Ford RS200 EVO
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
Jeez, the Metro gets so much ****.
Funny as hell though.
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04-20-2008, 10:18 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: West Chester, OH
Drives: Chevrolet Malibu LS, GMC Envoy SLE, GMC Sonoma SLS
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Arghh...stupid jingle!
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04-20-2008, 12:17 PM
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3.6 Liter V6
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
Adam Sandler's song is better.
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04-20-2008, 05:57 PM
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GMI Staff Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Good Ol United States of America
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
I'll take it!
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04-21-2008, 06:27 AM
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5.3 Liter Vortec V8
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Location: Little Rock, AR, USA
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04-21-2008, 06:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: West Chester, OH
Drives: Chevrolet Malibu LS, GMC Envoy SLE, GMC Sonoma SLS
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Proud to drive American. Proud to drive GM. Current Cars: 2007 Chevrolet Malibu LS: 2.2L ECOTEC I-4 2003 GMC Envoy SLE: 4.2L Vortec 4200 I-6 1998 GMC Sonoma SLS Ext. Cab: 4.3L Vortec 4300 V6 Former Cars: 1993 Saturn SW2 (1993-2006, 243,000 miles) 1989 GMC Safari SLT (1989-2003, 293,000 miles) Future Car: 2010 Chevrolet Camaro LT RS: 3.6L DI VVT V6
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04-21-2008, 08:38 AM
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6.2 Liter Vortec V8
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
If you wanna lawl, check out this $5000 '98 Geo Metro!
 (I hate those CreditReport.com commercials BTW)
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04-21-2008, 09:27 AM
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
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Location: Spring, TX, MX (Houston)
Drives: 1986 Ford RS200 EVO
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Andrew - MySpace - KD5FHW 1995 Buick Roadmaster Limited - LT1, 4L60E, 2.93 Gears, 260HP, 4,200LBS, 15.4SEC 1/4-MI, 20MPG 2005 Chevrolet Silverado C1500 LS - LM7, 4L60E, 3.73 Gears, 300HP, 4,200LBS, 15.0SEC 1/4-MI, 19.0MPG "Gas mileage is fine, but keep in mind, the first question any car buyer asks themselves is, 'Will this get me laid?'"
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04-21-2008, 09:48 AM
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6.2 Liter Vortec V8
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada
Drives: 2004 Chevy Silverado Z71;
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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 It seems to me that they spelled Honda Civic wrong and put pictues of some Geo on there by accident.
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04-21-2008, 09:57 AM
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Spring, TX, MX (Houston)
Drives: 1986 Ford RS200 EVO
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Andrew - MySpace - KD5FHW 1995 Buick Roadmaster Limited - LT1, 4L60E, 2.93 Gears, 260HP, 4,200LBS, 15.4SEC 1/4-MI, 20MPG 2005 Chevrolet Silverado C1500 LS - LM7, 4L60E, 3.73 Gears, 300HP, 4,200LBS, 15.0SEC 1/4-MI, 19.0MPG "Gas mileage is fine, but keep in mind, the first question any car buyer asks themselves is, 'Will this get me laid?'"
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