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Chevrolet VOLT
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 10,789
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Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fre/546194826.html
1994 Geo metro - Windshield cracked. Door hinges missing on drivers side - door falls off when handle pulled and must be "placed" back on to close. Passenger side door will not open at all, probably for humanitarian reasons. Muffler fell off, now in back seat but you wont notice the noise because the shame will be deafening. Car would overheat if engine would stay running long enough but mercifully, it will not. Steering wheel loose and missing mounting nut. Front right brake rotor damaged when wheel fell off while driving. Many dents(several from my foot), scrapes, rust and holes here and there. Radio has "William Shatner Christmas carols" cassette tape stuck in deck, enjoy. Radio catches on fire at random. Minor smoke damage from radio and other misc. electrical fires though not on headliner as it caught fire as well and was thrown from vehicle. Front bumper fell off (I left it). Brakes squeak,wheels squeak, wipers squeak, everything squeaks and/or is broken. Headlights blink on and off, turn signals do not. Drivers seat mounting rails broken off in back, brick under seat. "New car smell" has given way to "old rat decomp". Stains on upholstery are primarily not urine related. Engine has original horsepower (both) and few of the critical parts have fallen totally off. Rust holes in floorboards covered with tattered garbage bags and duck tape scoop up exhaust fumes from missing muffler. Car will not make it, must tow (preferably on a trailer with a solid deck and sides to avoid leaving a trail of parts behind as they fall off during your trip). thanks-Jumpinjoe |
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2.4 Liter SIDI ECOTEC
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: A2, MI
Drives: It's got chrome and steel
Posts: 274
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: West Chester, OH
Drives: Chevrolet Malibu LS, GMC Envoy SLE, GMC Sonoma SLS
Posts: 9,122
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Arghh...stupid jingle!
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Proud to drive American. Proud to drive GM. Current Cars: 2007 Chevrolet Malibu LS: 2.2L ECOTEC I-4 2003 GMC Envoy SLE: 4.2L Vortec 4200 I-6 1998 GMC Sonoma SLS Ext. Cab: 4.3L Vortec 4300 V6 Former Cars: 1993 Saturn SW2 (1993-2006, 243,000 miles) 1989 GMC Safari SLT (1989-2003, 293,000 miles) Future Car: 2010 Chevrolet Camaro 2LT RS: 3.6L SIDI High-Feature V6
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4.6 Liter Northstar V8
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: SoCal
Posts: 1,986
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
Adam Sandler's song is better.
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GMI Staff Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Good Ol United States of America
Posts: 9,079
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
I'll take it!
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5.3 Liter Vortec V8
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Little Rock, AR, USA
Drives: 1996 Chrysler Cirrus 2.5 V6; 2008 G6 SV1
Posts: 1,287
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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News Contributor
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: West Chester, OH
Drives: Chevrolet Malibu LS, GMC Envoy SLE, GMC Sonoma SLS
Posts: 9,122
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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Proud to drive American. Proud to drive GM. Current Cars: 2007 Chevrolet Malibu LS: 2.2L ECOTEC I-4 2003 GMC Envoy SLE: 4.2L Vortec 4200 I-6 1998 GMC Sonoma SLS Ext. Cab: 4.3L Vortec 4300 V6 Former Cars: 1993 Saturn SW2 (1993-2006, 243,000 miles) 1989 GMC Safari SLT (1989-2003, 293,000 miles) Future Car: 2010 Chevrolet Camaro 2LT RS: 3.6L SIDI High-Feature V6
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada
Drives: 2004 Chevy Silverado Z71;
1987 Plymouth Reliant
Posts: 7,819
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
If you wanna lawl, check out this $5000 '98 Geo Metro!
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Spring, TX, MX (Houston)
Drives: Clunker
Posts: 8,432
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada
Drives: 2004 Chevy Silverado Z71;
1987 Plymouth Reliant
Posts: 7,819
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
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![]() It seems to me that they spelled Honda Civic wrong and put pictues of some Geo on there by accident. ![]()
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Spring, TX, MX (Houston)
Drives: Clunker
Posts: 8,432
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Re: Geo Metro Craigslist ad, LOL
Basically. If it's in as good a shape as it looks I'd pay up to $3K for that car. The Blue Book is $2,100 and I've seen a few near-perfect ones sell for a bit more than that. I'd rather have a lower mile LSi manual 3DR, but they're almost impossible to find.
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