CEO Math

2002 Caddy · 12-15-2008, 02:53 PM

In the same vein

Senator Bob Corker: "Mr Wagoner is it true that you loose about $2000 on every vehicle you sell"
CEO Rick: "Yes Sir, that's right we loose about $1500-2500 on each car or truck we sell"
Senator Bob Corker: "So what do you plan to do to become profitable?"
CEO Rick: "SELL MORE CARS!"

wpageabc · 12-16-2008, 06:34 PM

Sell sell sell!

PAULSTS1 · 12-16-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2002 Caddy

In the same vein

Senator Bob Corker: "Mr Wagoner is it true that you lose about $2000 on every vehicle you sell"
CEO Rick: "Yes Sir, that's right we lose about $1500-2500 on each car or truck we sell"
Senator Bob Corker: "So what do you plan to do to become profitable?"

CEO Rick: "SELL MORE CARS!"

A Real CEO: Sell more cars at a Price Increase of $4000; and give them a Free BIG Screen TV, and longer Financing so their monthly payments are the same!

12-15-2008, 02:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
mgescuro R2-D2 Astromech Droid Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 28,185	CEO Math __________________ 2000 Saab 9-5 Aero 1995 Mercedes C280 1994 Jaguar XJ6 ...when all hope is gone, you know sad songs say so much... GMReinvention.com Cadillac: The Art of Irrelevancy *SAN FRANCISCO 2020!!*

12-15-2008, 02:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
2002 Caddy 7.0 Liter LS7 V8 Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 4,027	Re: CEO Math In the same vein Senator Bob Corker: "Mr Wagoner is it true that you loose about $2000 on every vehicle you sell" CEO Rick: "Yes Sir, that's right we loose about $1500-2500 on each car or truck we sell" Senator Bob Corker: "So what do you plan to do to become profitable?" CEO Rick: "SELL MORE CARS!" __________________ Cadillac! GM's "Back to the Future" Division GM's Deja Vu Division Cadillac is a Car.

12-16-2008, 06:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
wpageabc 2.4 Liter SIDI ECOTEC Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stouts Creek Drives: H3 Posts: 203	Re: CEO Math Sell sell sell! __________________ "I can do all things thru Christ, who strengthens me". Phillipians 4: 13

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