A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten

JBsZ06 · 03-01-2008, 06:17 PM

A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten

While at my tuner's...

A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."

My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you' re not sure what a 710

click here

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

Butz · 03-01-2008, 06:26 PM

Is this for real?
Seems to be more of joke, a really funny one

big swede · 03-01-2008, 06:30 PM

Oldy but a goody.

FenwickHockey65 · 03-01-2008, 10:15 PM

Randiglio · 03-01-2008, 10:24 PM

That's because she's an ID10T.

(And yes it's an oldie but a goodie!)

ctaylorzl1 · 03-02-2008, 08:04 PM

Wow, 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back! But I have never heard that one before!

Koasterking · 03-02-2008, 08:21 PM

This was about 4 years back in a magazine. It was when a girl came to a dealership to pick up here boyfriend's Ford truck from sercive. They asked what truck she had and she said its a Ford FISO. People in the service deot. told her no such car exists. Meanwhile, she's getting fustrated and the service people ask her to find her car in the lot. She points it out and sure enough, there was her boyfriend's F-150.

Uzzy · 03-02-2008, 08:29 PM

That joke is as old as oil caps.

03-01-2008, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
JBsZ06 4.4 Liter Supercharged Northstar Join Date: Jan 2004 Drives: C6 Blk M6 Z51 w/NPP Posts: 2,991	A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten While at my tuner's... A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you' re not sure what a 710 click here http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg __________________ 2008 Blk C6 M6 w/Z51 & NPP exhaust 2008 CTS AWD 304hp sports suspension

03-01-2008, 06:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Butz 6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Old Miltia Posts: 6,526	Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten Is this for real? Seems to be more of joke, a really funny one __________________ (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") Down with the Anti-Smokers Nazis! Government stay away from my high-fructose corn syrup! Member of The: I will never buy an imported car in my life Club. I will never buy a locally built foreign car in my life Club. I only buy American cars that are built in America Club.

03-01-2008, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
big swede 6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Midwest Drives: 07' Monte Carlo SS Posts: 5,028	Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten Oldy but a goody.

03-01-2008, 10:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
FenwickHockey65 News Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: West Chester, OH Drives: Chevrolet Malibu LS, GMC Envoy SLE, GMC Sonoma SLS Posts: 9,116	Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten __________________ Proud to drive American. Proud to drive GM. Current Cars: 2007 Chevrolet Malibu LS: 2.2L ECOTEC I-4 2003 GMC Envoy SLE: 4.2L Vortec 4200 I-6 1998 GMC Sonoma SLS Ext. Cab: 4.3L Vortec 4300 V6 Former Cars: 1993 Saturn SW2 (1993-2006, 243,000 miles) 1989 GMC Safari SLT (1989-2003, 293,000 miles) Future Car: 2010 Chevrolet Camaro 2LT RS: 3.6L SIDI High-Feature V6

03-02-2008, 08:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
ctaylorzl1 6.2 Liter LS3 V8 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Indiana Drives: 1996 Dodge 3500 CTD 4x4 1992 Camaro RS 305 Posts: 3,301	Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten Wow, 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back! But I have never heard that one before! __________________

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03-02-2008, 08:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Koasterking 4.6 Liter Northstar V8 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hunterdon Co., NJ Drives: 2004 Scion xB Posts: 1,899	Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten This was about 4 years back in a magazine. It was when a girl came to a dealership to pick up here boyfriend's Ford truck from sercive. They asked what truck she had and she said its a Ford FISO. People in the service deot. told her no such car exists. Meanwhile, she's getting fustrated and the service people ask her to find her car in the lot. She points it out and sure enough, there was her boyfriend's F-150. __________________ I don't go fishing, I go fish sticking. How do you think we get the fish sticks?

03-02-2008, 08:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Uzzy 6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada Drives: 2004 Chevy Silverado Z71; 1987 Plymouth Reliant Posts: 7,811	Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten That joke is as old as oil caps. __________________ Speramus Meliora; Resurget Cineribus Aut viam inveniam aut faciam If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Uzzy. 'Ich bin ein Detroiter'

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