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03-01-2008, 05:17 PM
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6.0 Liter Vortec V8
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A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
While at my tuner's... A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you' re not sure what a 710 click here http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
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03-01-2008, 05:26 PM
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7.0 Liter LS7 V8
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Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
 Is this for real? Seems to be more of joke, a really funny one 
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03-01-2008, 09:15 PM
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6.0 Liter LS2 V8
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Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
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03-01-2008, 09:24 PM
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3.8 Liter V6
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2004 Buick Rendezvous
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Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
That's because she's an ID10T.
 (And yes it's an oldie but a goodie!)
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03-02-2008, 07:04 PM
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5.3 Liter LS4 V8
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Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
Wow, 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back! But I have never heard that one before!
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03-02-2008, 07:21 PM
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5.3 Liter Vortec V8
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Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
This was about 4 years back in a magazine. It was when a girl came to a dealership to pick up here boyfriend's Ford truck from sercive. They asked what truck she had and she said its a Ford FISO. People in the service deot. told her no such car exists. Meanwhile, she's getting fustrated and the service people ask her to find her car in the lot. She points it out and sure enough, there was her boyfriend's F-150.
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03-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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6.2 Liter Vortec V8
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Re: A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten
That joke is as old as oil caps.
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