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Old 03-01-2008, 05:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten

A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten

While at my tuner's...

A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."

My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you' re not sure what a 710

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Old 03-01-2008, 05:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Is this for real?
Seems to be more of joke, a really funny one
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Oldy but a goody.
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Old 03-01-2008, 09:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's because she's an ID10T.

(And yes it's an oldie but a goodie!)
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Wow, 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back! But I have never heard that one before!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This was about 4 years back in a magazine. It was when a girl came to a dealership to pick up here boyfriend's Ford truck from sercive. They asked what truck she had and she said its a Ford FISO. People in the service deot. told her no such car exists. Meanwhile, she's getting fustrated and the service people ask her to find her car in the lot. She points it out and sure enough, there was her boyfriend's F-150.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That joke is as old as oil caps.

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