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Old 10-26-2007, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

Funny!
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

omg HILARIOUS

I thoguht it was going to be a sport Bike or something...pocket crotch rocket...

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Old 10-26-2007, 03:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

I love that joke. My dad sent it to me last year in an email. STILL HILLARIOUS!!!

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Old 10-26-2007, 03:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

0-120mph in 4seconds... should have taken her here.

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Old 10-26-2007, 03:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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oh yeah! I love that coaster, did you take your camera and video record it???? huh?

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Old 10-27-2007, 03:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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oh yeah! I love that coaster, did you take your camera and video record it???? huh?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsj4BvnGB8

Not mine, but a great vid none the less. This guy got a roll back from the front seat.
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Old 10-27-2007, 03:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Very funny
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Old 10-27-2007, 08:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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not shabby
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Old 10-27-2007, 08:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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