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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Drives: 2010 Toyota Prius (company car)
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0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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4.6 Liter Northstar V8
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Drives: 1996 Cavalier Z24, 2000 Blazer LT
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
Funny!
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2000 Chevrolet Blazer LT -- 70,000 miles 1996 Chevrolet Cavalier Z24 -- 182,000 miles MEDIOCRITY: It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late. |
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6.2 Liter LS9 Supercharged V8
Join Date: Oct 2005
Drives: 2005 Cobalt SS
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
omg HILARIOUS
I thoguht it was going to be a sport Bike or something...pocket crotch rocket... CobaltSScrazy
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6.2 Liter LS3 V8
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 5,059 Miles SE of Dutch Harbor
Drives: 2008 Saturn Aura XE 2.4 I-4
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
0-120mph in 4seconds... should have taken her here.
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6.2 Liter LS3 V8
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 5,059 Miles SE of Dutch Harbor
Drives: 2008 Saturn Aura XE 2.4 I-4
Posts: 3,989
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Re: 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
Quote:
Not mine, but a great vid none the less. This guy got a roll back from the front seat.
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'I've seen the next Cadillac STS replacement and it looks damn good... like a ****ing Bentley.' - Unclassified GM exec. 'I had no respect for the 55 mph limit and I took great delight in breaking the limit I can assure you.' www.32hours7minutes.com |
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