I'm in love with Milka Duno

[Uzzy]

Ok, so I get a call from my friend today. Her mom is supposed to be getting some tickets to the Detroit Grand Prix. My friend can't go cause she's going to Toronto, so she wants me to go with her b/f, who is an old buddy of mine anyway, so that cool. Well I get home and see the paper and on the front they have this female driver, but it's not Danica it's...Milka Duno. Looks pretty cute in her racing suit...what? She's a former model? What? She has 4 degrees? I'm in love!



Ok, so if I see her this weekend, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

[t-rex]

Whew!

When I first loaded the page, the top pic was cut off at first, and that pendant she's wearing looked like a huge, discoloured, tissue growth!

Your standards aren't very high, Uzzy. She's hot, but this isn't the type of woman you fall in love with... it's the type of woman you ride the pork train with until your shmekel falls off, THEN you go find the one that you'll bring home to Mama!

[Uzzy]

Originally Posted by t-rex

Whew!

When I first loaded the page, the top pic was cut off at first, and that pendant she's wearing looked like a huge, discoloured, tissue growth!

Your standards aren't very high, Uzzy. She's hot, but this isn't the type of woman you fall in love with... it's the type of woman you ride the pork train with until your shmekel falls off, THEN you go find the one that you'll bring home to Mama!

I'm out of a job and I need a sugar momma. She's ten years older than me...you underestimate me t-rex.

[2648562]

^^ You did look below the tissue growth right? I wouldn't care if it was a radioactive growth. Look at her. She's a little older than ideal in my book, but she's perfect.

[Uzzy]

Originally Posted by 2648562

^^ You did look below the tissue growth right? I wouldn't care if it was a radioactive growth. Look at her. She's a little older than ideal in my book, but she's perfect.

Exactly! She's gorgeous, smart and can drive!

She's the female equivalent of me

[JT87]

She used to race Sports Cars (ALMS earlier, I have her autograph somewhere), and I think she still races in Grand Am. Definitely a welcome face (among other features) in the sport.

Oh, and she's also tied up with Pontiac .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEe6JT6zcO8&NR=1
(there's not many ways to make a Torrent look hot!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoAzynmo3s

[big swede]

She has a nice body but looks nothing like that picture in the red drivers suit. She is about 36 years old and didn't even start racing until she was in her 20's. She has no problem getting sponsors mostly because she is a woman who gets plenty of attention.

She does very good at the mid levels of the sport but is a danger to just about everyone on the track when she get's put in with the other elite drivers. In Indy cars she buzzes around 10 miles an hour slower than everyone right down the middle of the track like she is up to speed. She is what people who have no idea what they are talking about think Danica Patrick is. No comparison here as Danica is a world class driver no matter what the haters try and say.

[t-rex]

Originally Posted by Uzzy

She's the female equivalent of me

That alone should be a reason to avoid her!



Oh you meant other than looks...

Guess I DID underestimate you there, Uzzy ol' boy! Poppa's proud of his boy again!

[t-rex]

Originally Posted by 2648562

^^ You did look below the tissue growth right? I wouldn't care if it was a radioactive growth. Look at her. She's a little older than ideal in my book, but she's perfect.

Oh okay, you haven't finished puberty yet.

By the time you get my age, and have shtupped as many neurotic, but hot!, loser women as I have (I was like a pyscho-magnet), you get to a point where you're just happy that she HAS tits, and are more concerned with whether or not you'll be waken in the middle of the night by some psycho PMSing dilittante yelling about something you said 8 months ago...

Or maybe it's just that my wife is even hotter than this woman (at least to me!), has bigger bazongas, and has brains to match!

[2648562]

Originally Posted by t-rex

Oh okay, you haven't finished puberty yet.

By the time you get my age, and have shtupped as many neurotic, but hot!, loser women as I have (I was like a pyscho-magnet), you get to a point where you're just happy that she HAS tits, and are more concerned with whether or not you'll be waken in the middle of the night by some psycho PMSing dilittante yelling about something you said 8 months ago...

Or maybe it's just that my wife is even hotter than this woman (at least to me!), has bigger bazongas, and has brains to match!

LOL. You're a very lucky man then. I do know what you mean. There is something special about every woman's looks. It could be a smile. It might be her ears. Her hands. Or maybe even her nose. The most beautiful of all might be average in every respect, but they have a special something. Unfortunately for me, that special something has been elusive lately or not at all what I thought it was. Hopefully someday I'll find it, become a better person, and not mess it up too quickly. Now, back to staring at that "growth".

[Ttple]

She does nothing for me.

[MonaroSS]

Originally Posted by t-rex

Oh okay, you haven't finished puberty yet.

By the time you get my age, and have shtupped as many neurotic, but hot!, loser women as I have (I was like a pyscho-magnet), you get to a point where you're just happy that she HAS tits, and are more concerned with whether or not you'll be waken in the middle of the night by some psycho PMSing dilittante yelling about something you said 8 months ago...

Or maybe it's just that my wife is even hotter than this woman (at least to me!), has bigger bazongas, and has brains to match!

Your wife has bazongas for brains? And here I thought you said she was smart.

[dufus22]

no where near as talented or pas pretty as danica. She's got a nice rack, but my wife has 44ddd so i'm good on big boobs lol

[Skank Boy]

Danica and pretty in the same sentence??..must be a typo.

[eurohazard]

I'd like to see her oil-wrestle Danica!