Well my felluh Amurricans, and Canadians and Ozzers too, I walked in, checkbook/AMEX card in hand, ready for the Deal of the Year.
"2013 KIA Optima SX, $18999." Autotemp dual zone, 2.0t, 6/A, 18" wheels with typical junk tires...but still.
Yessireebob, deals like that don't drop in on you every day. I'm reminded of the story of my cousin's cat. One day she was lying on her back under a tree. (The cat.) A baby bird fell out of its nest onto her tummy. Rutt roe!
I'm sure the little bird was rescued by kind humans.
And so the 27 thousand dollar turbo Optima was rescued, misprint they said. It's really an LX.
I laughed along with them, and told them
I'll be baaakkkk.
Tomorrow.
With my attorney, Snideley Whiplash.
"2013 KIA Optima SX, $18999." Autotemp dual zone, 2.0t, 6/A, 18" wheels with typical junk tires...but still.
Yessireebob, deals like that don't drop in on you every day. I'm reminded of the story of my cousin's cat. One day she was lying on her back under a tree. (The cat.) A baby bird fell out of its nest onto her tummy. Rutt roe!
I'm sure the little bird was rescued by kind humans.
And so the 27 thousand dollar turbo Optima was rescued, misprint they said. It's really an LX.
I laughed along with them, and told them
I'll be baaakkkk.
Tomorrow.
With my attorney, Snideley Whiplash.