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Re: Detroit News: Buick teams up with Martha Stewart-It's a Good Thing
I suggest the following spokesmen:
CHEVY: BOB DYLAN
PONTIAC: RUBBER BAND MAN from the Office Max ads.
SATURN: The BURGER KING KING. Or the Honda robot.
BUICK: LITTLE RICHARD and CHER
CADILLAC: CHUBBY CHECKER or FATS DOMINO.
SAAB: JOHN KERRY
HUMMER: Who else, AHHNOLD!
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The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC), 55 BC
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