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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, the long awaited Toyota meltdown may have begun !
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Originally Posted by plane
I love
my oil-sludged engine.
I love
my deactivated air bag because you were too cheap for a recall
I love
sliding on snow, going nowhere in my Prius
I love
Truck suspensions that self-destruct on the freeway
I love
Surging acceleration that must be my fault because you say so
I love
Cheap silver and black 70's interiors in a big ugly truck
I love
Truck frames that rot to dust
I love
Lowering workers' wages because there's no union to fight back
I just love, love, love toyota.
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Me too, we all love Toyota!
Heil Toyota!
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If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.—Robert Cringely
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