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Old 04-02-2008, 12:07 AM   #15 (permalink)
Neanderthal
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Re: Hyundai Announces Genesis Hearse

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Originally Posted by IROCNROL1 View Post
I started to add a convertible model for former sun worshipers, but Hyundai informed me that when open, the top turned into a drag chute at speeds over 25mph.



Thank you! I didn't make it up, I just jumped the gun by a year or so. That'll teach Hyundai to trust that I'll keep my big mouth shut. I tried to get some inside KIA information for you, but they won't answer the phone now. They must have caller ID.

Congratulations on your new car and also for drawing some of the fire away from me. There's been a rumor going around for several years now that GM may build a new Camaro. If they ever do, maybe I should buy one in order to be more well liked around here. Do you think it would work?



I thought we'd laid that accusation to rest for all eternity. Guess not.
Perhaps you're calling the wrong number. KIA HQ have installed a second line now, but I don't know the number.

I wouldn't buy the Camaro. For one thing, it would diminish your rebel status, and people might think you were just becoming another cog in The Machine, merely another schmoo trying for another Nobel Prize.

As I like to say...uhh, now what was I saying?

Oh yeah, every large organization needs a few agitators to keep the pot stirred, to keep the org. from going stale, withering on the vine, and otherwise declining in vigor and creative genius.
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