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Originally Posted by mikmak
Firstly LamronH, don't you know: 'Tis the season (to go with the flow and not rock the boat regardless of the impact to ones personal psyche)?
You can't go around saying that the LHS is a better option than the mighty Impala (viz: the 50th anniversary edition). 
Congratulations on the purchase of your new chariot. I can only hope that you are going to adorn it with appropriate propaganda ie. "I'd rather be driving a chevy" stickers, 22" rims for which to roll and a pod intake filter dwarfed in size only by the vacuous dimension of ones tail pipe.
I know little of the LHS; only that of its cousin, the Dodge Intrepid seen during power off oversteer on NCIS. Still, I admire your candor and wish only the most joyous of prambulating pursuits. There is only one thing left to add:
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Haha, mikmak you write with great humour, insight, and pizzazz.
Yes, I have ordered the bumper stickers: "Chevy's Frist!" (misspieling intennshinul, a paen to our late unlamented Senate minority leader and generally ineffectual putz), "Chevy's Fourever!!" and other snappy slogans, along with the mandatory Calvin peeing sticker.
The 22s are on back order, apparently a lot of new Sebring owners have ordered them in an effort to make their cahs getto-kewl and right on.
I'm planning on cutting a hole in the muffler and gorilla glue/grafting on a pair of 5" center-exit tailpipes for that spiffy, "gotta-have it!" look.
The drowning I mean crowning (D so close to C on the keyboard!) blow will be the tri-level wing that reaches toward the heavens, four feet off the top of the deck lid. It will contain numeros LEDs and lasers guaranteed to set off all radar/laser detectors within 100' of the rear bumper, and to generally advertise how utterly, pitifully kewl the driver desperately wants 2B.
Thank you so much for the encouraging words this Christmas season. I am aiming for Elantra-level, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band class, panache, gravitas, and groovieness.
I sent you some mental pictures; we Neanderthals communicate that way. If it didn't work, I will sally forth with our homo sap electronical pitcher-takin box and load some images pronto presto chango.
