I have held many jobs in my life. One of the most amusing was when I worked at a gas station.....
I was working the late shift one night when a penguin came in the door. He looked up at me and asked "Got any grapes?"
I replied "No sir, this is a gas station, we don't sell grapes."
He walks out the door.....
Next night I am working again when the same penguin walks in the door.
"Got any grapes?" he asks.
Again, I reply "No sir, his is a gas station. We do not sell grapes!"
He saunters back out the door.
The next night I am working, who walks in but the penguin. Again, he looks up at me behind the counter and asks "Got any grapes?"
Losing my patience with this animal, I curtly reply "For the last time, no, we do not have any grapes! And if you ever come in my store again and ask for grapes, I am going to nail your gad damned feet to the floor!!".
The penguin quickly exits the store!
A couple of days go by, with no sign of the penguin. But low and behold, one late night, he come in again. He apprehensively walks up to the counter, and asks me "Got any nails?"
I reply "What the hell does this look like, a hardware store? Of course I do not have any nails ya moron!"
To which he replies "Got any grapes?"
he he he
