[BrickTamland]

"How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At Michigan it takes 2, 1 to change it and 1 to brag how they did it every bit as good as ivy league school.

At OSU it takes 2, 1 to screw it in and 1 to time it to make sure they did it faster than Michigan

At OU it takes 5, 1 to bring the weed and 4 to smoke it while they all imagine they did it

At Miami it takes 0 cause everyone refuses to do it until they can find a J. Crew light bulb.

At BG it takes 0 because they are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on."