[BigAls87Z28]

Ok, we all get those emails with the funny jokes, so lets post them up here. Post up a funny joke to make those who read GMI durring the day a little better.

Ok, two I got from another website..

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he
asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the
cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights,
yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another
man.The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, 'Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for
you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership,and he even pays the
monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.

He looked over at the cab driver and said,
'What would you do?
'The cabby said......



I'd cover his a$$ with that blanket before he catches a cold.'




A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence ------
HUSBAND: "Ahhh crap."