[GMCdriver]

You know what is really hard to find now? A vehicle with a nice hand crank starter on the front.
I really love to be in touch with my vehicles, you know, feeling the cylinders going up and down as I turn the crank.
I hate these stupid electric starters. Just another fancy do-hickey to fail on you.
You know why they did it don't you, why they got rid of the hand crank?
To make money off of you suckers who are too lazy to do a little work to get your vehicle going and make money on all the starter jobs they will get to do on the vehicles.

These Electronic Transfer Cases and Automatic Transmisions are just the car companies sticking it to the consumer again.

I love nut job conspiracies.